boy-alien:

girl hate is toxic, I don’t have time or patience for girls making fun of each other’s bodies etc

(Source: alien-babie, via consultingmoosecaptain)

emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

(via fake-suicide-of-genius)

tastefullyoffensive:

[wierddad]

my-dick-is-a-metaphor:

*tony stark voice* steve rogers is a lobster pass it on
…And please remember that you were beautiful before (s)he told you that you were.
- Thank you so much for this
(via fuckyeahdepressingshit)

(Source: c-oquetry, via labelers)