types of gay guys the media portrays:
- stereotypically feminine and overly flamboyant drama kid
- closeted jock
did you mean glee
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something and he was about to talk in english before the teacher pointed at the sign so the guy busted out in full german and the whole class was in stunned silence and the teacher just gave a heavy sigh and left the room
no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.
how do straight people even function when they are so fragile that my existence can ruin their marriage, life and ability to raise their children
Watch as an idiot named me attempts to explain how biphobia has affected her using poorly-constructed metaphors and absolutely 0% skills in terms of digital art and presentation!
I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood
like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right
And to put that in perspective, there are about 101,899 total votes between the 50 nominees.*PHILLIONS INTENSIFY*
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg
this made me cry
all you need to fucking know about weather in california